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<blockquote data-quote="Chooty malli" data-source="post: 8724633" data-attributes="member: 273036"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time . . . and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year . . . maybe on your anniversary.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">sex now."</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.And she yells, 'Fuck You', and I holler back, 'Fuck You' too.</span> <span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Your <em>comments are welcome</em></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Chooty malli, post: 8724633, member: 273036"] [SIZE=4]A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time . . . and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year . . . maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] sex now." "What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] "Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.And she yells, 'Fuck You', and I holler back, 'Fuck You' too.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4] [/SIZE] :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: [B][SIZE=5][COLOR=Blue]Your [I]comments are welcome[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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