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When a Wife needs Cyanide for her Husband
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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 112817" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 22px">When a Wife needs Cyanide for her Husband</span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">*When a Wife needs Cyanide for her Husband!*</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">cyanide.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">you cyanide to kill your husband!</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">have any cyanide!"</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">tell me you had a prescription".</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 112817, member: 8568"] [B][COLOR="Red"][SIZE="6"]When a Wife needs Cyanide for her Husband[/SIZE][/COLOR][/B] [B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]*When a Wife needs Cyanide for her Husband!* A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!" Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now... You didn't tell me you had a prescription".[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [/QUOTE]
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