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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4003325" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">his wife walked up behind him and whacked him</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">on the head with a magazine.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'What was that for?' he asked.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'That was for the piece of paper in your pants</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">she replied.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">he explained.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">known there was a good explanation. '</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Three days later he was watching a ball game</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">on TV when she walked up and hit him in the</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">head again, this time with the iron skillet, which</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">knocked him out cold.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">was that for?'</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">'Your horse called.'</span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4003325, member: 167624"] [SIZE=4]A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]his wife walked up behind him and whacked him[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]on the head with a magazine.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'What was that for?' he asked.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'That was for the piece of paper in your pants[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it, '[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]she replied.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]he explained.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'Oh honey, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]known there was a good explanation. '[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Three days later he was watching a ball game[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]on TV when she walked up and hit him in the[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]head again, this time with the iron skillet, which[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]knocked him out cold.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]When he came to, he asked, 'What the hell[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]was that for?'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'Your horse called.'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] :confused: :confused: :confused: [/QUOTE]
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