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<blockquote data-quote="dishanwis" data-source="post: 16156307" data-attributes="member: 293998"><p><img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTob-_AMtUdp0r7I9VfjE1p1GmBbxLgljKVUaj0IumDUH1YDY3ioQ" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind?</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"</strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving " <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dishanwis, post: 16156307, member: 293998"] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTob-_AMtUdp0r7I9VfjE1p1GmBbxLgljKVUaj0IumDUH1YDY3ioQ[/IMG] [SIZE="4"][B]A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going 2 STICK! Careful.. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget that. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving " :angry::baffled::D:D[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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