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<blockquote data-quote="Hashan dis" data-source="post: 3311698" data-attributes="member: 124785"><p>Grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. </p><p></p><p>First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. </p><p></p><p>My name is Dan, </p><p>When I grow up to be a man, </p><p>I want to go to India and Japan , </p><p>If I can, If I can, If I can. </p><p></p><p>"Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn. </p><p></p><p>My name is Sally, </p><p>When I grow up to be a lady, </p><p>I want to have a baby </p><p>If I can, if I can, if I can. </p><p></p><p>"That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change your mind.."</p><p></p><p>Next up was Glenn.</p><p>Here is his rhyme: </p><p></p><p>My name is Glenn, </p><p>When I grow up to be a man, </p><p>Never mind India and Japan , </p><p>I'm gonna help Sally with her plan, </p><p>I know I can, I can, I can.</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Hashan dis, post: 3311698, member: 124785"] Grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan , If I can, If I can, If I can. "Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn. My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby If I can, if I can, if I can. "That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change your mind.." Next up was Glenn. Here is his rhyme: My name is Glenn, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan , I'm gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I can, I can, I can. :rofl: [/QUOTE]
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