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<blockquote data-quote="gpindika" data-source="post: 2629725" data-attributes="member: 90839"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Lesson 1</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. </span><span style="font-size: 15px">The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>Moral of the story</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gpindika, post: 2629725, member: 90839"] [CENTER][SIZE=4][B]Lesson 1 [/B]A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. [/SIZE][SIZE=4]The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][B]Moral of the story [/B]If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. [/SIZE][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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