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<blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 4861354" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>If you ever get lost in Sri Lanka and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 1 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- you are in Kandy. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 2 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>– that's Galle. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 3 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- that's Hambantota. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 4 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Tea stall </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- that's Colombo. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 5 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- that s Matara. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 6 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says "Anna, don't fight for all this nonsense". Peace comes in </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- that's Jaffna. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 7 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- you are in Wanathamulla. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 8 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them, </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- you r in Trincomalee. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Scenario 9 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The police come and batton polu charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by the area people ..You are very much in </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>- Kaththankudy.. ... </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Just for fun.... </strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="casper_fms, post: 4861354, member: 79855"] [COLOR="Blue"][B]If you ever get lost in Sri Lanka and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that. Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right - you are in Kandy. Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on – that's Galle. Scenario 3 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up - that's Hambantota. Scenario 4 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Tea stall - that's Colombo. Scenario 5 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. - that s Matara. Scenario 6 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says "Anna, don't fight for all this nonsense". Peace comes in - that's Jaffna. Scenario 7 Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. - you are in Wanathamulla. Scenario 8 Two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them, - you r in Trincomalee. Scenario 9 Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The police come and batton polu charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by the area people ..You are very much in - Kaththankudy.. ... Just for fun.... [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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