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<blockquote data-quote="magicman" data-source="post: 3403364" data-attributes="member: 79196"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Who (Hu) Is the President of China</strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p>Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. </p><p> SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. </p><p> George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening? </p><p> Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. </p><p> George: Great. Let’s hear it. </p><p> Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. </p><p> George: That’s what I want to know. </p><p> Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. </p><p> George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China? </p><p> Condi: Yes. </p><p> George: I mean the fellow’s name. </p><p> Condi: Hu. </p><p> George: The guy in China. </p><p> Condi: Hu. </p><p> George: The new leader of China. </p><p> Condi: Hu。 </p><p> George: The Chinese? </p><p> Condi: Hu is leading China. </p><p> George: Now whaddya?asking me for? </p><p> Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. </p><p> George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China? </p><p> Condi: That’’s the man’s name. </p><p> George: That’s whose name? </p><p> Condi: Yes. </p><p> George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? </p><p> Condi: Yes sir. </p><p> George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. </p><p> Condi: That’s correct. </p><p> George: Then who is in China? </p><p> Condi: Yes, sir. </p><p> George: Yassir is in China? </p><p> Condi: No, sir. </p><p> George: Then who is? </p><p> Condi: Yes, sir. </p><p> George: Yassir? </p><p> Condi: No, sir. </p><p> George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. </p><p> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. </p><p> Condi: Kofi? </p><p> George: No, thanks. </p><p> Condi: You want Kofi? </p><p> George: No. </p><p> Condi: You don't want Kofi. </p><p> George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N. </p><p> Condi: Yes, sir. </p><p> George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. </p><p> Condi: Kofi? </p><p> George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? </p><p> Condi: Call who? </p><p> George: Who is the guy at the U.N.? </p><p> Condi: Hu is the guy in China. </p><p> George: Will you stay out of China?! </p><p> Condi: Yes, sir. </p><p> George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! </p><p> Condi: Kofi? </p><p> George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. </p><p> (Condi picks up the phone.) </p><p> Condi: Rice here. </p><p> George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="magicman, post: 3403364, member: 79196"] [CENTER][B]Who (Hu) Is the President of China[/B] [/CENTER] Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice. George: Condi! Nice to see you。 What’’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China. George: Great. Let’s hear it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That’s what I want to know. Condi: That’s what I’m telling you. George: That’s what I’’m asking you。 Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow’s name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu。 George: The Chinese? Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya?asking me for? Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well,I’m asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That’’s the man’s name. George: That’s whose name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes sir. George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That’s correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: No, milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: Call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N.? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N! Condi: Kofi? George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice here. George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too. [/QUOTE]
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