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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MCSD" data-source="post: 9609960" data-attributes="member: 287874">Who is the BEST - Virtusa, IFS  or MIT ?One day, three consultants, one from IFS, one from Virtusa and one from MIT, went out for a walk. "Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?" Why not, said the other two. The Virtusan said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm". Being a pure logical strategist, the person from MIT tried to make the  monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still. As a more  practical consultant, the IFS guy tried to make funny gestures... No  good, the monkey stayed put. Now, comes the Virtusan. Being the  practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into  the monkey's ear, and it burst out laughing at him. The other two were  astonished. So the MIT guy said "OK, let's take another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!" So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The IFS   guy narrated sad stories, the MIT guy made sad gestures, and they failed  again. Then, the Virtusan again whispered something into the monkey's ear and  oh! It started crying, patting the Virtusa's shoulder! The other two  just could not believe their eyes! So the MIT guy said "OK, you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's make this monkey run". And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed  where it was.. The IFS guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the  monkey- still No go. So...here comes Virtusan, again, and whispers into  the monkey's ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as  it can, as if it was scared to death! The other two surrendered. They Said: "OK, we give up. You're the best among us, and you work for  the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret,"  they begged him. "Well", said the Virtusan , "The first time I made it laugh, I told I  work for Virtusa . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid  ...so it started crying. And then I told that I was here for recruitment  !!!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes    :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> REP ++ OONEEE<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></blockquote>

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