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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 55359" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>hands</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>explode into the air like flashy fireworks.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>There is, however, one exception.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>"I'm a proud Sri Lankan," boasts the little girl.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>Gita</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>why she is an Sri Lankan.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>"Well", my mom and dad are Sri Lankans, "so I'm an Sri Lankan too."</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if your</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>mom</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>A pause, and a smile.</em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em>"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an American."</em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><img src="http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </p></em></strong></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><em><img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></em></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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