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<blockquote data-quote="chuti malli" data-source="post: 2340649" data-attributes="member: 107442"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="color: purple">Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?</span></u></strong></p> </p><p> </p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #0066FF">Letter from Lito to Mr. Bill Gates </span></em></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue"> </span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #CC9900">Subject: Problems with my new computer....</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993366">Dear Mr. Bill Gates,</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #339966">We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. </span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #9933FF">1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #6600FF">2. One doubt is whether</span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #6600FF">any 're</span></strong></p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #6600FF">-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #993300">3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: teal">4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #E05406">5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: blue">6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #4F4E32">7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #F41031">8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?</span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: olive">9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. </span></strong></p> </p><p> <span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #5F5F5F">Regards,</span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="color: #5F5F5F">Peter</span></em></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: black"> </span></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #CC0066">Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #CC0066">Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #CC0066"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: #CC0066"></span></strong></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chuti malli, post: 2340649, member: 107442"] [CENTER][CENTER][B][U][COLOR=purple]Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?[/COLOR][/U][/B][B][U][COLOR=purple][/COLOR][/U][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][I][COLOR=#0066FF]Letter from Lito to Mr. Bill Gates [/COLOR][/I][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=blue] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#CC9900]Subject: Problems with my new computer....[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993366]Dear Mr. Bill Gates,[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#993366][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#339966]We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#339966][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#9933FF]1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#9933FF][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#6600FF]2. One doubt is whether[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#6600FF][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#6600FF]any 're[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#6600FF]-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#6600FF][/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#993300]3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#993300][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=teal]4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Mi crosoft sentence', so when you will provide that?[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=teal][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#E05406]5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#E05406][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=blue]6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=maroon][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#4F4E32]7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#4F4E32][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#F41031]8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?[/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#F41031][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=olive]9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=olive][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][I][COLOR=#5F5F5F]Regards, Peter[/COLOR][/I][/B][B][I][COLOR=#5F5F5F][/COLOR][/I][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [COLOR=black] [/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][COLOR=#CC0066][/COLOR] [/CENTER][/CENTER] [CENTER][CENTER][B][COLOR=#CC0066]Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?[/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER] [B][COLOR=#CC0066][/COLOR][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][COLOR=#CC0066];);););););) [/COLOR][/B][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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