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<blockquote data-quote="askky5" data-source="post: 3605015" data-attributes="member: 89876"><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> <p style="text-align: center"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Subject: Problems with my new computer</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>Dear Mr. Bill Gates,</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></span></span></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3366ff"><span style="color: #3366FF"><strong>We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3366ff"><span style="color: #3366FF"><strong>problems, which I want to bring to your notice.</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>1. There is a button '<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">start</span></span>' but there is no '<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">stop</span></span>' button. We request you to check this. </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>2. We find there is '<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Run</span></span>' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to '<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">sit</span></span>', so that we can click that by sitting.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>3. One doubt is whether any <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'re-scooter</span></span>' is available in system? I</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>find only <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'re-cycle</span></span>', but I own a scooter at my home.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>4. There is '<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Find</span></span>' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>5. My child learnt <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'Microsoft word</span></span>' now he wants to learn <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'Microsoft sentence</span></span>', so when you will provide that?</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'MY Computer'</span></span>: when you will provide the remaining items?</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>7. It is surprising that windows says <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'MY Pictures'</span></span> but there is not</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>8. There is <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'MICROSOFT OFFICE'</span></span> what about <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'MICROSOFT HOME'</span></span> since I use the PC at home only.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>9. You provided <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'My Recent Documents'</span></span>. When you will provide <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'My Past Documents'</span></span>?</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>10. You provide <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'My Network Places'</span></span>. For God shake please do not</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>provide <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">'My Secret Places'</span></span>. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Regards,</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Banta</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>Sir, how is it that your name is <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Gates</span></span> but u are selling <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">WINDOWS</span></span>?</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>ha....ha....ha,, i hope u all enjoy this joke..</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>if u like this joke just reply me..</strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" />************Askky*************<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></p></a></p><p style="text-align: center"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></p><p></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"><p style="text-align: center"> </p><p></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askky5, post: 3605015, member: 89876"] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"] [CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B]Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] Dear Mr. Bill Gates,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3366ff][COLOR=#3366FF][B]We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B] 1. There is a button '[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]start[/COLOR][/COLOR]' but there is no '[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]stop[/COLOR][/COLOR]' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is '[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]Run[/COLOR][/COLOR]' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to '[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]sit[/COLOR][/COLOR]', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'re-scooter[/COLOR][/COLOR]' is available in system? I find only [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'re-cycle[/COLOR][/COLOR]', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is '[COLOR=red][COLOR=red]Find[/COLOR][/COLOR]' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. 5. My child learnt [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'Microsoft word[/COLOR][/COLOR]' now he wants to learn [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'Microsoft sentence[/COLOR][/COLOR]', so when you will provide that? 6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'MY Computer'[/COLOR][/COLOR]: when you will provide the remaining items? 7. It is surprising that windows says [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'MY Pictures'[/COLOR][/COLOR] but there is not[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][B] [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B]even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. 8. There is [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'MICROSOFT OFFICE'[/COLOR][/COLOR] what about [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'MICROSOFT HOME'[/COLOR][/COLOR] since I use the PC at home only. 9. You provided [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'My Recent Documents'[/COLOR][/COLOR]. When you will provide [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'My Past Documents'[/COLOR][/COLOR]? 10. You provide [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'My Network Places'[/COLOR][/COLOR]. For God shake please do not provide [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]'My Secret Places'[/COLOR][/COLOR]. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. Regards, Banta Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates : Sir, how is it that your name is [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]Gates[/COLOR][/COLOR] but u are selling [COLOR=red][COLOR=red]WINDOWS[/COLOR][/COLOR]?[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B]ha....ha....ha,, i hope u all enjoy this joke..[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B]if u like this joke just reply me..[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][B]:cool:************Askky*************:cool: [/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER] [/URL][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only"][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/URL] [/QUOTE]
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