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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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<blockquote data-quote="fazaal24" data-source="post: 155155" data-attributes="member: 9342"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></em></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></span></em></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0000"> <em><p style="text-align: center">Answers from the people listed, when they were asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The original answer for this old joke is a simple "The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side" [simple as that!]</p><p> <p style="text-align: center">However the people below gave different answers.</p><p> </em></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0000"></span></span></u></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0000">Political figures</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Chandrika Kumaranatunga:</span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">It was a result of the 17-year rule of the UNP. I will appoint a commission to look into that matter.</span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800080">Ranil Wickramasinghe:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800080">The UNP as a national party will oppose any such move by any chicken to cross roads. We will hold a Satyagraha, and file a violation of fundamental rights case in the Supreme Court.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">G. L. Peiris:</span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The chicken didn't actually cross the road. I can prove this to you by using the statistics released by the Central Bank. There have been such instances in other developing countries as well... This shows very good economic growth.</span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Anuruddha Ratwatte:</span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">The road will be crossed within a matter of months. (After four years): The chicken has crossed 96% of the road, the rest will be crossed within a couple of months.</span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800080">Anura Bandaranaika:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800080">The chicken crossed the road so that it could be in the opposition.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">late M. H. M. Asraff:</span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Ask the chicken to come back immediately. Otherwise we will withdraw all support to any chicken...</span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #ff0000">Sports personalities:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Arjuna Ranatunga:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Actually, I thought that it was a pretty good road to cross... so I thought of inviting the chicken to cross.... I think we'd have a better chance chasing it... that's what the boys like to do.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Sanath Jayasuriya:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Err… yes. The road was coming to the chicken.... So I just thought I would go there and start crossing... Yes, I enjoyed crossing the road. Yes. Thank you.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Romesh Kaluwitharana:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Arrr yes, I just did my usual thing... Yes, it was a very good road to cross. I enjoyed it. Yes. Thanks. Yes. Thank you.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Aravinda De Silva:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Well, I thought that it was a very good road to cross. The road came to the chicken fairly well... and the road was turning a bit as well... I just went there and concentrated on crossing the road.... I enjoyed crossing it. I thought that the boys helped me a lot too.... I couldn't have crossed the road without them....</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Muttiah Muralitharan:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800000">Yes, it was a turning road... I think it helped the chicken a lot. I enjoyed crossing the chicken...</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"> <p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span><p style="text-align: center"><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Tony Greig:</span></span></u></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">Oh, these Sri Lankan chickens... these guys are marvelous.</span></span></strong></p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #808000">These chicken from Sri Lanka... I love to see them crossing the road...they are so full of enthusiasm & energy... They are the best.</span></span></strong></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: center">*******</p><p> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fazaal24, post: 155155, member: 9342"] [CENTER][B][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff0000] [I][CENTER]Answers from the people listed, when they were asked, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" The original answer for this old joke is a simple "The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side" [simple as that!][/CENTER] [CENTER]However the people below gave different answers.[/CENTER] [/I][/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff0000] Political figures[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial]Chandrika Kumaranatunga:[/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]It was a result of the 17-year rule of the UNP. I will appoint a commission to look into that matter.[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800080]Ranil Wickramasinghe:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800080]The UNP as a national party will oppose any such move by any chicken to cross roads. We will hold a Satyagraha, and file a violation of fundamental rights case in the Supreme Court.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial]G. L. Peiris:[/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]The chicken didn't actually cross the road. I can prove this to you by using the statistics released by the Central Bank. There have been such instances in other developing countries as well... This shows very good economic growth.[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial]Anuruddha Ratwatte:[/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]The road will be crossed within a matter of months. (After four years): The chicken has crossed 96% of the road, the rest will be crossed within a couple of months.[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800080]Anura Bandaranaika:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800080]The chicken crossed the road so that it could be in the opposition.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial]late M. H. M. Asraff:[/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial]Ask the chicken to come back immediately. Otherwise we will withdraw all support to any chicken...[/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#ff0000]Sports personalities:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Arjuna Ranatunga:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Actually, I thought that it was a pretty good road to cross... so I thought of inviting the chicken to cross.... I think we'd have a better chance chasing it... that's what the boys like to do.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Sanath Jayasuriya:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Err… yes. The road was coming to the chicken.... So I just thought I would go there and start crossing... Yes, I enjoyed crossing the road. Yes. Thank you.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Romesh Kaluwitharana:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Arrr yes, I just did my usual thing... Yes, it was a very good road to cross. I enjoyed it. Yes. Thanks. Yes. Thank you.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Aravinda De Silva:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Well, I thought that it was a very good road to cross. The road came to the chicken fairly well... and the road was turning a bit as well... I just went there and concentrated on crossing the road.... I enjoyed crossing it. I thought that the boys helped me a lot too.... I couldn't have crossed the road without them....[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Muttiah Muralitharan:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800000]Yes, it was a turning road... I think it helped the chicken a lot. I enjoyed crossing the chicken...[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000] [CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT][CENTER][B][U][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Tony Greig:[/COLOR][/FONT][/U][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]Oh, these Sri Lankan chickens... these guys are marvelous.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#808000]These chicken from Sri Lanka... I love to see them crossing the road...they are so full of enthusiasm & energy... They are the best.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#000000][CENTER]*******[/CENTER] [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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