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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 224017" data-attributes="member: 8568">Why GOD Created Children WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN(AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN) To those of us who have children in our lives,whether they are our own,grandchildren,nieces,nephews,or students...here is something to make you chuckle.Whenever your children are out of control,you can take comfort from the thought thateven God's omnipotence did not extendto His own creatures.After creating heaven and earth,God created Adam and Eve.And the first thing he said was"DON'T!" "Don't what?"Adam replied."Don't eat the forbidden fruit."God said. "Forbidden fruit?We have forbidden fruit?Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit!""No Way!""Yes way!""Do NOT eat the fruit! "said God."Why?""Because I am your Creator and I said so! "God replied,wondering why He hadn't stoppedcreation after making the elephants.A few minutes later,God saw His creatures having an apple breakand He was ticked!"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? "God asked."Uh huh,"Adam replied."Then why did you? "said the God."I don't know,"said Eve."She started it! "Adam said."Did not! ""Did too! ""DID NOT! " Having had it with the two of them,God's punishment was that Adam and Eveshould have children of their own.Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they haven't taken it,don't be hard on yourself.If God had trouble raising children,what makes you think it would bea piece of cake for you?THINGS TO THINK ABOUT!1. You spend the first two years of their lifeteaching them to walk and talk. Then you spendthe next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.2. Grandchildren are God's rewardfor not killing your own children.3. Mothers of teens now know whysome animals eat their young.4. Children seldom misquote you.In fact,they usually repeat word for wordwhat you shouldn't have said. 5. The main purpose of holding children's partiesis to remind yourself that there are childrenmore awful than your own.6. We childproofed our homes,but they are still getting in.AND FINALLY:IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSIONAND YOU GET A HEADACHE,DO WHAT IT SAYSON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN"AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!Quick,send this on to ten peoplewithin the next five minutes. Nothing will happen if you don't,but if you do,ten people will be laughing. </blockquote>

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