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Why god make EVE so stupid? (Actual version)
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<blockquote data-quote="Dreams001" data-source="post: 6601144" data-attributes="member: 149622"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><u>This is the actual story....</u></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px">After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how he suffering by having her. Adam began to ask questions about her.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Adam:</span> Lord, Eve is bit beautiful. Why did you make her beautiful?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">God:</span> So you will express ur nice thoughts about beautiful and make her happy</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Adam:</span> Lord, her skin is kind of soft. Why did you make her skin soft?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">God:</span> to know her that already i presented the softness no need artificials.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Adam:</span> She always smells good. Lord, why did you make her smell good?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">God:</span> if she is having bad smell u will care her?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">Adam:</span> Yah its a great gift from you to her, and I don't want to see her ugly also, but </span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">why did you make her so stupid?</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">God:</span> to understand that they cant do anything withot u! </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreams001, post: 6601144, member: 149622"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][U]This is the actual story....[/U][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God.[/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how he suffering by having her. Adam began to ask questions about her.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]Adam:[/COLOR] Lord, Eve is bit beautiful. Why did you make her beautiful?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]God:[/COLOR] So you will express ur nice thoughts about beautiful and make her happy[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]Adam:[/COLOR] Lord, her skin is kind of soft. Why did you make her skin soft?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]God:[/COLOR] to know her that already i presented the softness no need artificials.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]Adam:[/COLOR] She always smells good. Lord, why did you make her smell good?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]God:[/COLOR] if she is having bad smell u will care her?[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]Adam:[/COLOR] Yah its a great gift from you to her, and I don't want to see her ugly also, but [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][FONT=Comic Sans MS]why did you make her so stupid?[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=red]God:[/COLOR] to understand that they cant do anything withot u! [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5]:rolleyes::D:P[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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