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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SHARINGAN" data-source="post: 5999247" data-attributes="member: 231457"><img src="http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0060-0808-2503-0520_Husband_and_Wife_Fighting_Clip_Art_clipart_image.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />WIFE:'What would you do if I died?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull    :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" />Would you get married again? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull    :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" />HUSBAND: 'Definitely not! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'HUSBAND: 'Of course I do. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" />WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' HUSBAND: .......? WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'WIFE: 'Would she wear my shoes' HUSBAND: 'No, her size 6.' WIFE: -- silence - HUSBAND: 'shit.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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