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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 3514912" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">MORNING. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">DESPONDENT. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">GO!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">BACK." </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">"OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"! </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">AND I JUST SAT THERE... </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px">ON THE COUCH... </span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 26px">NAKED!!!</span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 3514912, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"]LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?" SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS... ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"! AND I JUST SAT THERE... ON THE COUCH... [/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="7"]NAKED!!![/SIZE][/COLOR] :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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