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Message: <blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2775484" data-attributes="member: 56284">Why Newton Committed Suicide?     Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies  that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and  laws in physics  were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.     In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an  extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few  scenes..................................        1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the  doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights,  our great  Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet  passes  through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!  Long  Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian Actor)        2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with  3  gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a  knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster?  &  shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2  pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle  gangster & the  knife kills the middle one.        3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a  revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in  your remotest  imaginations.     He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster  shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and  catches the  bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.  Bang...  the gangster dies...           This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely  shaken and decided to go  back. But he happened to see another movie  for one last  time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of  physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the  world hasn't  changed. Oops, not so fast!           The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that  the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that  Rajanikanth  can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that  our  heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain  because  it's the climax.     (Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)     Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He  throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the  height of the wall, he  uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.  The  first gun fires off and the villain is dead.        Newton commits suicide........... </blockquote>

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