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<blockquote data-quote="MaD-DoC" data-source="post: 2775484" data-attributes="member: 56284"><p><span style="color: green">Why Newton Committed Suicide? </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies </span></p><p><span style="color: green">that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and </span></p><p><span style="color: green">laws in physics </span></p><p><span style="color: green">were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an </span></p><p><span style="color: green">extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few </span></p><p><span style="color: green">scenes.................................. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the </span></p><p><span style="color: green">doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, </span></p><p><span style="color: green">our great </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet </span></p><p><span style="color: green">passes </span></p><p><span style="color: green">through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Long </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian Actor) </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with </span></p><p><span style="color: green">3 </span></p><p><span style="color: green">gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a </span></p><p><span style="color: green">knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? </span></p><p><span style="color: green">& </span></p><p><span style="color: green">shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 </span></p><p><span style="color: green">pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle </span></p><p><span style="color: green">gangster & the </span></p><p><span style="color: green">knife kills the middle one. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a </span></p><p><span style="color: green">revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in </span></p><p><span style="color: green">your remotest </span></p><p><span style="color: green">imaginations. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster </span></p><p><span style="color: green">shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and </span></p><p><span style="color: green">catches the </span></p><p><span style="color: green">bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Bang... </span></p><p><span style="color: green">the gangster dies... </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely </span></p><p><span style="color: green">shaken and decided to go </span></p><p><span style="color: green">back. But he happened to see another movie </span></p><p><span style="color: green">for one last </span></p><p><span style="color: green">time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of </span></p><p><span style="color: green">physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the </span></p><p><span style="color: green">world hasn't </span></p><p><span style="color: green">changed. Oops, not so fast! </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that </span></p><p><span style="color: green">the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Rajanikanth </span></p><p><span style="color: green">can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that </span></p><p><span style="color: green">our </span></p><p><span style="color: green">heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain </span></p><p><span style="color: green">because </span></p><p><span style="color: green">it's the climax. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He </span></p><p><span style="color: green">throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the </span></p><p><span style="color: green">height of the wall, he </span></p><p><span style="color: green">uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. </span></p><p><span style="color: green">The </span></p><p><span style="color: green">first gun fires off and the villain is dead. </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green"> </span></p><p><span style="color: green">Newton commits suicide........... </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MaD-DoC, post: 2775484, member: 56284"] [COLOR=green]Why Newton Committed Suicide? Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done. In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes.................................. 1)Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent.In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!!! (Rajanikanth is a legendary South Indian Actor) 2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. 3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... the gangster dies... This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax' finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead. Newton commits suicide........... [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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