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<blockquote data-quote="lek" data-source="post: 3518469" data-attributes="member: 133071"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>4. A dog's parents never visit.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong><em>And last, but not least:</em></strong></span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.</strong></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>Sorry if repost<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lek, post: 3518469, member: 133071"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]4. A dog's parents never visit.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B][I]And last, but not least:[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][B]14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] Sorry if repost:D:D:D [/QUOTE]
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