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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Da Big Wolf" data-source="post: 465188" data-attributes="member: 27691">Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? The first reason the invented Report controls for  -  Cause you are bloody lazy to get up from the chair and change the batteryWhy do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? That's what banks do best - screw you outta your moneyWhy does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Cause you can touch it !!!  - stupid !!! Why doesn't glue stick to the bottlle?Same reason semen doesn't stick to your mouth -  see, I used nice language to say that...happy now GTRZ?? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Chicks don't dig bearded MenWhy does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Cause it's easier to Play DUCK rather than FAT CAT !! If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Those Mother Fu..ers are the next to take over homosepiansWhy is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Because Soap is soap !!  Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?Never does it.. so no commentsWhy is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?  Because you don't have enough balls to rip it outta your mouth !!When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"  I never Fail to say that !How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Cause MEN make Jokes !!And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's youI lost my Marbles !</blockquote>

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