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<blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 68172" data-attributes="member: 1924"><p>* If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is</p><p>supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it</p><p>going to be?</p><p></p><p>* Why is it called building when it is already built?</p><p></p><p>* If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the</p><p>opposite of congress?</p><p></p><p>* Is it possible to be totally partial?</p><p></p><p>* If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it</p><p>success?</p><p></p><p>* If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't</p><p>people from Holland called Holes?</p><p></p><p>* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy</p><p>adultery?</p><p></p><p>* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific</p><p>mean to make terrible?</p><p></p><p>* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?</p><p></p><p>* Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion</p><p>stars in the universe, you will believe them but if</p><p>they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to</p><p>touch it to be sure?</p><p></p><p>* Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?</p><p></p><p>* If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil</p><p>come from?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DJ.Parker, post: 68172, member: 1924"] * If it's zero degrees outside today, and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? * Why is it called building when it is already built? * If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? * Is it possible to be totally partial? * If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it success? * If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? * Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? * If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible? * Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? * Why is it if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? * Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? * If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? [/QUOTE]
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