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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 2180863" data-attributes="member: 27281">Menna Thawath Tikak........1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?25. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries aregetting weak?Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there isnot enough?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, butcheck when you say the paint is wet?Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw arevolver at him?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized?Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuumcleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to givethe vacuum one more chance?Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling offthe table you always manage to knock something else over?In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer whenwe complained about the heat?How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?</blockquote>

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