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<blockquote data-quote="Crazy_Mad" data-source="post: 8505263" data-attributes="member: 154927"><p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">About Wife and Girlfriend.....</span></span></strong></span></span></u></p> <p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></span></span></u></p> <p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></span></span></u></p> <p style="text-align: center"><u><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Green"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></strong></span></span></u><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><em><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/SilentFun/" target="_blank"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b940fe2fc2&view=att&th=12bc3d73019779b1&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=d24f8f13390fea50_0.1&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></em></span></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><em>Wife is like TV</em></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>girlfriend is like MOBILE </em></span></span></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/SilentFun/" target="_blank"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b940fe2fc2&view=att&th=12bc3d73019779b1&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=d24f8f13390fea50_0.2&zw" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a></em></span></span></span></span></span></em><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> </p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>At home watch TV</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>go out bring MOBILE</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>No money, sell TV</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Got money change MOBILE</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Sometimes enjoy TV</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>but most of the time play with MOBILE</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>TV is free for life</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>TV is big, bulky and most of the time old!</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable at any time</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Operational cost for TV is often acceptable</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>but for MOBILE is high and often demanding</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>TV got remote</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>MOBILE doesn't have</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Most important, MOBILE is two way communication (talk and listen)</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not)</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS!</em></span></span></span></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Crazy_Mad, post: 8505263, member: 154927"] [CENTER][U][SIZE=6][COLOR=Green][B][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Tahoma]About Wife and Girlfriend..... [/FONT][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/U][INDENT] [CENTER][CENTER][I][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][I][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/SilentFun/"][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b940fe2fc2&view=att&th=12bc3d73019779b1&attid=0.2&disp=emb&realattid=d24f8f13390fea50_0.1&zw[/IMG][/URL][/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][I]Wife is like TV[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][I] girlfriend is like MOBILE [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][I][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/subscribe/SilentFun/"][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b940fe2fc2&view=att&th=12bc3d73019779b1&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=d24f8f13390fea50_0.2&zw[/IMG][/URL][/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][I] [/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/INDENT] [I][FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][I]At home watch TV go out bring MOBILE No money, sell TV Got money change MOBILE Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with MOBILE TV is free for life but MOBILE if you don't pay, the services will be terminated TV is big, bulky and most of the time old! But MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and portable at any time Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for MOBILE is high and often demanding TV got remote MOBILE doesn't have Most important, MOBILE is two way communication (talk and listen) but with TV you MUST listen to it (either you want to hear nagging or not) Last but not least! TV do not have virus, but MOBILE, yes, they do have VIRUS![/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/I] ;);););););););););););) [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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