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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nadimal" data-source="post: 14966254" data-attributes="member: 155818"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife & Girlfriend</span></span></strong></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><img src="http://fwds.in/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/husband-wife-cartoon-jokes.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Wife is like a TV,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Girlfriend is like a MOBILE .</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">At home u watch TV,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">No money, u sell the TV,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Got money u change ur MOBILE.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Sometimes u enjoy TV,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">TV is free for life,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But for the MOBILE , if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><img src="http://www.toonpool.com/user/4678/files/nagging_wife_528315.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">TV has a remote,</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">MOBILE doesn't.</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">Most imp ortantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid">But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).</span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><img src="http://techramayan.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/husband-wife-cartoon.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Last but not least ..</strong></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>TVs don't have viruses,</strong></span></span></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>But MOBILEs often do!</strong></span></span></p><p></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>

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