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<blockquote data-quote="sandun_kg" data-source="post: 9127712" data-attributes="member: 17496"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><p style="text-align: center">Wife and Girlfriend</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Wife is like a TV,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">At home u watch TV,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But when u go out u take ur MOBILE.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">No money, u sell the TV,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Got money u change ur MOBILE.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Sometimes u enjoy TV,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">TV is free for life,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">TV has a remote,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">MOBILE doesn't.</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen),</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Last but not least ..</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">TVs don't have viruses,</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But MOBILEs often do!</span></strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px">]</p><p></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sandun_kg, post: 9127712, member: 17496"] [SIZE="4"][CENTER]Wife and Girlfriend [B][FONT="Arial Black"]Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE. At home u watch TV, But when u go out u take ur MOBILE. No money, u sell the TV, Got money u change ur MOBILE. Sometimes u enjoy TV, But most of the time u play with ur MOBILE. TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't. Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not). Last but not least .. TVs don't have viruses, But MOBILEs often do![/FONT][/B] ][/CENTER][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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