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Message: <blockquote data-quote="niki771" data-source="post: 5255883" data-attributes="member: 75285"><img src="http://i32.tinypic.com/2mdihzo.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not       saying a word.  An earlier discussion had led to an argument and        neither of them wanted to concede their position.     As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,       the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"                       "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." *****************************************************************         A husband read an article to his wife about how many words       women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.                   The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have       to repeat everything to men...                   The husband then turned to his wife and asked,       "What?"            ********************************************************************** A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you       can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.                   The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me       beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would       be attracted to you!   ************************************************************************          A man and his wife were having some problems at home and       were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized       that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an       early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the       silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,                   "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."                   He left it where he knew she would find it. The next       morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had       missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife       hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.          The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." **************************************************************** srry f ths s a repost... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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