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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ritash9001" data-source="post: 10893060" data-attributes="member: 310548"> Wife                                                When a man steals your wife, there is no  better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors   After marriage, husband and wife  become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay  together. Al Gore By all means marry. If you get  a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a  philosopher.Socrates Woman inspires us to great things,  and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson   The great question.. which I have  not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?  George  ClooneyI had  some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.  Bill  Clinton  "Some people  ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two  times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes  Tuesdays, I go Fridays." George W.  Bush  "I don't  worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Rudy  Giuliani"There's a way of transferring  funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."  Michael  Jordan "I've  had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one  didn’t.” The third gave me more children! Donald Trump   Two secrets to keep your marriage  brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right,  shut up. Shaquille  O’NealThe  most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...  Kobe  Bryant  You know  what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. David  HasselhoffMy  wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Alec Baldwin   A good wife always forgives her  husband when she's wrong. Barack Obama   Marriage is the only war where one  sleeps with the enemy. Tommy LeeA man inserted an 'ad' in the  classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all  said the same thing: "You can have mine." Brad  PittFirst  Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still  alive." Jimmy Kimmel“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies  first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess  today, because a lady went first!” David Letterman   “First there’s the promise ring,  then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes  Suffer...ing!  Jay  Leno  SEND THIS TO  ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH.......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!rep++</blockquote>

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