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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3629068" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong> Amdon returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, </strong></span></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>Amdon</strong></span></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong> asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. </strong></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. </strong></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,please .. just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear." </strong></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>And they make love for the third time.</strong></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>After this session, the wife rolls over falls asleep. </strong></span><strong>[URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"]<span style="color: #00407F"><strong>Amdon</strong></span></strong></a><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>, however,worried about his impending death, tosses turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen </strong></span><strong><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>Amdon</strong></span></a></strong><span style="color: #00407F"><strong>, I have to get up in the morning ...you don't."</strong></span>[/URL]<a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"></span></a></p><p><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #00407F"></span></a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3629068, member: 120286"] [URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"] [/URL][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][B][COLOR=#00407F][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#00407F] [B] Amdon returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, [/B][/COLOR][/URL][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][COLOR=#00407F][B]Amdon[/B][/COLOR][/URL][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][COLOR=#00407F][B] asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. [/B] [B]About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again. [/B] [B]Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey,please .. just one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear." [/B] [B]And they make love for the third time.[/B] [B]After this session, the wife rolls over falls asleep. [/B][/COLOR][B][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][COLOR=#00407F][B]Amdon[/B][/COLOR][/B][/URL][B][/B][COLOR=#00407F][B], however,worried about his impending death, tosses turns until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could.....? [/B] [B]At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen [/B][/COLOR][B][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][COLOR=#00407F][B]Amdon[/B][/COLOR][/URL][/B][COLOR=#00407F][B], I have to get up in the morning ...you don't."[/B][/COLOR][/URL][URL="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/"][COLOR=#00407F] [/COLOR][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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