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<blockquote data-quote="BarakOsama" data-source="post: 8344017" data-attributes="member: 204443"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> A woman is at home when she hears</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> door in disgust.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'? She slams the</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> door again later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> guy shows up again'.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> there and asks the same question. 'Do you have a vagina'? 'Yes' she says. The</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> man replies: Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"> alone and start using yours?</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BarakOsama, post: 8344017, member: 204443"] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][CENTER][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] A woman is at home when she hears[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] door in disgust.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] asks the same question of the woman 'Do you have a vagina'? She slams the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] door again later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] concerned voice, 'Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] guy shows up again'.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice, 'Honey, I'm going to hide[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] to the question because I want to see where he is going with it'. She nods yes[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] there and asks the same question. 'Do you have a vagina'? 'Yes' she says. The[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] man replies: Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue] alone and start using yours? :shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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