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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 73948" data-attributes="member: 3234"><p>Here you go so everyone doesn't have to download a word document</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red">A  middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">While on the operating table she had a near death experience.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery,</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color.</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home,</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">path of the ambulance?"</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">(You'll love this!!!)</span></p><p><span style="color: Red">God replied,</span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red"></span></p><p> <span style="color: Red">I didn't recognize you."</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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