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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sandu_ls" data-source="post: 287780" data-attributes="member: 10117">At long last... The Men's Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).* You want = You want* We need = I want* It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.* Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.* We need to talk = I need to complain* Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.* I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!* You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.* You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?* This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.* I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....* I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.* Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!* I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.* Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.* How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.* I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.* You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.* Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]* Yes = No* No = No* Maybe = No* I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.* Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.* Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.* I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.* All we're going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?(THE ANSWER TO "WHAT'S WRONG?")* The same old thing = Nothing* Nothing = Everything* Nothing, really = It's just that you're such a jerk* I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam</blockquote>

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