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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 863419" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">CASE OF THE PREGNANT WOMAN</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">amused.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to the driver and he had the man arrested.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident".. I just</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">lost it.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"CASE DISMISSED!!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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