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<blockquote data-quote="BLACK HAT" data-source="post: 8845461" data-attributes="member: 138643"><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-size: 22px">WOMEN’S ENGLISH</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Yes = No</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. No = Yes</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. Maybe = No</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. We need = I want</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. We need to talk = I need to complain</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like</span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-size: 22px">MEN’S ENGLISH</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><span style="color: #993300"><span style="font-size: 22px"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">1. I am hungry = I am hungry</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">3. I am tired = I am tired</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">5. I love you = Let’s have sex now</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay</span></strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">REP+ IF YOU LIKE..</span></strong></span><img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="BLACK HAT, post: 8845461, member: 138643"] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#993300][SIZE=6]WOMEN’S ENGLISH [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][B][SIZE=3]1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry 6. We need to talk = I need to complain 7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead 11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me 12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs 13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot 14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive 15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now 16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? 17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV 18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like[/SIZE][/B] [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=#993300][SIZE=6]MEN’S ENGLISH [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][B][SIZE=3]1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let’s have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question 8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you 9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you 10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you 11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you 12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you 13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins. 14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you. 15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay[/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][B][SIZE=4]REP+ IF YOU LIKE..[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][IMG]http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/11.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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