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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6961249" data-attributes="member: 49393">Man: "Haven't we met before?"Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."Man: "Is this seat empty?"Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"Man: "Your place or mine?"Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"Woman: "It's in the phone book."Man: "But I don't know your name."Woman: "That's in the phone book too."Man: "So what do you do for a living?"Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."Man: "I know how to please a woman."Woman: "Then please leave me alone."Man: "I want to give myself to you."Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."Man: "I can tell that you want me."Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"Man: "Your body is like a temple."Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."Man: "I'd go through anything for you."Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"</blockquote>

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