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<blockquote data-quote="askky5" data-source="post: 3476411" data-attributes="member: 89876"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A store that sells new husbands has just opened on Orchard Road, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">On the first floor the sign on the door reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The second floor sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The third floor sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework . </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Bye Bye. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The first floor has wives that love romance.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The second floor has wives that love romance and have money. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The third through sixth floors have never been visited. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px"><p style="text-align: center">Pls Thank Me If You Like</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px">Pls Add reputations</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px">*Askky*</p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-size: 22px"></p><p></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askky5, post: 3476411, member: 89876"] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A store that sells new husbands has just opened on Orchard Road, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework . "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Bye Bye. To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love romance. The second floor has wives that love romance and have money. The third through sixth floors have never been visited. [/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=3] [/SIZE] [COLOR=red][SIZE=6][CENTER]Pls Thank Me If You Like Pls Add reputations *Askky* [/CENTER] [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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