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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1391243" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are." </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"No, I've got everything I need," she says. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." </strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">Moral of the Story : </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Red">Women are crazy!!!! </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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