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<blockquote data-quote="buddhika19" data-source="post: 2310851" data-attributes="member: 28673"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Women have always Clever answer <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p>Man: "Haven't we met before?"</p><p>Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."</p><p></p><p>Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"</p><p>Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."</p><p></p><p>Man: "Is this seat empty?"</p><p>Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"</p><p>Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"</p><p></p><p>Man: "Your place or mine?"</p><p>Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"</p><p>Woman: "It's in the phone book."</p><p></p><p>Man: "But I don't know your name."</p><p>Woman: "That's in the phone book too."</p><p></p><p>Man: "So what do you do for a living?"</p><p>Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I know how to please a woman."</p><p>Woman: "Then please leave me alone."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I want to give myself to you."</p><p>Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I can tell that you want me."</p><p>Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."</p><p></p><p>Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"</p><p>Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."</p><p></p><p>Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"</p><p>Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"</p><p></p><p>Man: "Your body is like a temple."</p><p>Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I'd go through anything for you."</p><p>Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."</p><p></p><p>Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."</p><p>Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="buddhika19, post: 2310851, member: 28673"] [CENTER][B][FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="5"]Women have always Clever answer :)[/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic." Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave." Man: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?" Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species." Man: "May I see you pretty soon?" Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?" Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you." Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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