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<blockquote data-quote="heshan123" data-source="post: 819061" data-attributes="member: 15457"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Woman</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">She is half discovered, half wild.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Very hot, wise and beautiful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">She lost the war but not the hope.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">With a glorious past but no future.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">The last one was left out. After 70, they become Siberia.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">"Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">-----------</span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Men</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">When they are 20,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Every station they want to stop..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">When they are 30,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">They can only stop at one station.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">When they are 40,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">When they are 50,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">They want to stop but they cannot stop.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">When they are 60,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">They can't even start. How to stop?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="heshan123, post: 819061, member: 15457"] [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Woman[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="Sienna"]Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable. Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany. She lost the war but not the hope. Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia. Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there. Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England. With a glorious past but no future. The last one was left out. After 70, they become Siberia. "Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go there." -----------[/COLOR][/SIZE] [CENTER][B][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Men[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][/CENTER] [SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]A guy's life can be described as a train on a railway track. When they are 20, Every station they want to stop.. When they are 30, They can only stop at one station. When they are 40, They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop. When they are 50, They want to stop but they cannot stop. When they are 60, They can't even start. How to stop?[/COLOR] [/SIZE] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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