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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hasithadevaka" data-source="post: 4477847" data-attributes="member: 70577"><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">ball into the woods.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">in a trap.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">will grant you three wishes.'  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">said, 'That's okay.'  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">For her first wish, she wanted to be the most  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">beautiful woman in the world.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">whom women will flock to'.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">So, KAZAM-  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">For her second wish, she  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">wanted to be the richest woman in the world.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The frog said, 'That will make  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">you. '  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">his is mine.'  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">mild heart attack.' </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">mess with them. </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Attention  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">female readers:  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">feeling good! </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Male  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">readers: Please scroll down.  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a>    <a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"> </a>    <a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">  </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">The man had a heart attack ten times </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">  'milder' than his wife!!! </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">    </a><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank">ENJOY.................... </a>                                  .             .</blockquote>

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