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<blockquote data-quote="hasithadevaka" data-source="post: 4477847" data-attributes="member: 70577"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">ball into the woods. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">in a trap. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">will grant you three wishes.' </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">said, 'That's okay.' </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">For her first wish, she wanted to be the most </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">beautiful woman in the world. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">whom women will flock to'. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">So, KAZAM- </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">For her second wish, she </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">wanted to be the richest woman in the world. </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The frog said, 'That will make </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">you. ' </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">his is mine.' </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">mild heart attack.' </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Moral of the story: </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Women are clever. Don't </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">mess with them. </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Attention </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">female readers: </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">feeling good! </span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Male </span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">readers: Please scroll down. </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span 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navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: 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style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"> </a></span></span></span></span></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"> </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"> </span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">The man had a heart attack ten times </span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> 'milder' than his wife!!! </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"> </span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333">Moral of the story </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">: </span></span><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333">Women are really dumb but think they're really smart </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">. </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show </span></span><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> </span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! </span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></span></span></a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="color: #333333"><span style="font-family: 'Garamond'"><strong><a href="http://funfunky.com/" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy">ENJOY....................</span></span> </a></strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"> </p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 9px"><span style="color: white"><span style="color: white">.</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="hasithadevaka, post: 4477847, member: 70577"] [B][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=5][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Garamond][B][URL="http://funfunky.com/"][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.' [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] Moral of the story: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]Women are clever. Don't mess with them. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red] Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] Male readers: Please scroll down. [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/URL][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][URL="http://funfunky.com/"][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][FONT=Garamond][SIZE=4][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333][FONT=Garamond][B][URL="http://funfunky.com/"][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=2][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] The man had a heart attack ten times [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] 'milder' than his wife!!! [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333] Moral of the story [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]: [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#333333][COLOR=#333333]Women are really dumb but think they're really smart [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]. [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=red][COLOR=red] PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! [/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy]ENJOY....................[/COLOR][/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=blue][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3].[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=1][COLOR=white][COLOR=white].[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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