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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sliyanarachchi@gmail.com" data-source="post: 5413327" data-attributes="member: 103735"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady <span style="color: Red">60</span> miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">But I want a divorce.' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><img src="http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3793/image001upu.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The wife says nothing,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to <span style="color: red">65 mph</span>. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">And she's a far better lover than you are.' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to <span style="color: red">75</span> . He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. . </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Up to <span style="color: red">80</span>. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="color: Red">85 mph</span>. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat !' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">'Isn't there anything you want?' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you got?' </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">Just before they slam into the wall at <span style="color: red">85 mph</span>,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">The wife turns to him and smiles.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'">'<span style="color: red"><strong><span style="font-size: 12px">The airbag</span></strong></span>.' </span></p><p></p><p></p><p><img src="http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/706/image005o.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Moral of the Story : </p><p><strong><u><span style="color: Red">Women are crazy !!!!</span></u></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>Don't mess with them !!</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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