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<blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 1540206" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Hi Friends,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">A Woman was out playing one day when she hit the ball into the bushes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">. She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">three wishes." </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">your husband the most handsome man in the world whom women will flock</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM - she's</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">the most beautiful Woman in the world!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM! - she's the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">richest woman in the world!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">like a mild heart attack!"</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">*Attention female readers*: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">and continue feeling good.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">*Male readers: Please scroll down.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Purple">that women never listen!!!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Razor Raymon, post: 1540206, member: 45937"] [SIZE="4"][B][/B][/SIZE][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]Hi Friends, A Woman was out playing one day when she hit the ball into the bushes . She went into the bushes to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM! - she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="6"][COLOR="SeaGreen"]Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]*Attention female readers*: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Purple"]*Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!![/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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