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Message: <blockquote data-quote="milindayu" data-source="post: 602536" data-attributes="member: 4467">Wonderful Definitions Of Designations At Office (Sorry if repost)   1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby in One month.   2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.   3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine babies in one month.   4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.   5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.   6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't Need a man or woman;They'll produce a child with zero resources.   7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.   8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly.................   9. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.</blockquote>

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