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<blockquote data-quote="JAYA660" data-source="post: 4622516" data-attributes="member: 94492"><p>School</p><p>A place where Parents pay and children play</p><p></p><p>Life Insurance</p><p>A contract that keeps you poor all your life</p><p>so that you can die Rich.</p><p></p><p>Nurse:</p><p>A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.</p><p></p><p>Marriage</p><p>It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman</p><p>gains her masters..</p><p></p><p>Divorce</p><p>Future tense of Marriage.</p><p></p><p>Tears</p><p>The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by</p><p>feminine waterpower.</p><p></p><p>Lecture</p><p>An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to</p><p>the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of</p><p>either"</p><p></p><p>Conference</p><p>The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present.</p><p></p><p>Compromise</p><p>The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he</p><p>got the biggest piece</p><p></p><p>Dictionary</p><p>A place where success comes before work</p><p></p><p>Conference Room</p><p>A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on</p><p></p><p>Father</p><p>A banker provided by nature</p><p></p><p>Criminal</p><p>A person no different from the rest</p><p>....except that he/she got caught</p><p></p><p>Boss</p><p>Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early</p><p></p><p>Politician</p><p>One who shakes your hand before elections and</p><p>your Confidence after</p><p></p><p>DOCTOR</p><p>A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.</p><p></p><p>Classic</p><p>Books, which people praise, but do not read.</p><p></p><p>Smile</p><p>A curve that can set a lot of things straight.</p><p></p><p>Office</p><p>A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.</p><p></p><p>Yawn</p><p>The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.</p><p></p><p>Etc.</p><p>A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.</p><p></p><p>Committee</p><p>Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that</p><p>nothing can be done together.</p><p></p><p>Experience</p><p>The name men give to their mistakes.</p><p></p><p>Atom Bomb</p><p>An invention to end all inventions.</p><p></p><p>Philosopher</p><p>A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise</p><p></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>repost nam sorry</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JAYA660, post: 4622516, member: 94492"] School A place where Parents pay and children play Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. Divorce Future tense of Marriage. Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" Conference The confusion of one human being multiplied by the number present. Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece Dictionary A place where success comes before work Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on Father A banker provided by nature Criminal A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after DOCTOR A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic Books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Experience The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise [B] repost nam sorry[/B] [/QUOTE]
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