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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9084762" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Words of Wisdom </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3 Easy Ways to Die :</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Three FASTEST means of Communication:</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Tele-Phone</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Tele-Vision</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Tell to Woman</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 1 says : we should KILL him</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because it would be unfair, he is ALONE and we are FOUR</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Answer : On their MARRIAGE.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: darkred"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.</strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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