Work Excuses...
I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.
I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow.
Last night I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.
I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and I'm in the hospital.
I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.
I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.
Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!
My car caught on fire on the way to work so I can't make it in.
My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.
My cat got ran over by a motorcycle and I need to take it to the vet.
My boyfriend hit me over the head with a speaker and I'm kind of messed up.
I was stepping down out of my trailer and I missed the step and when I landed on the ground I messed up my back.
Tom Robbins says: "any one who goes to work everyday... everyday... IS sick! so, 'call in well' to work today!
Had to be rushed to hospital for coffee burns on my lap be in tomorrow!
I can't come to work today because the city is paving my street and I can't get out!
My wife is too sick to get out of bed, so I'm staying home to take care of her.
I won't be in today....I'm calling in dead.
Excuse me sir, but I won't be in today. My home is flooded and I'm currently standing on my dresser in my second story bedroom. Thanks and have a nice day.
Can't make it in. I have a chance of filling in for someone on jury duty.
Hello, This is, ________ I've used all of my sick days and I'm calling in dead.
I can't come into work today because of eye trouble.... I can't see working today.
I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart.
Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.
I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow.
Last night I was attacked by a gay guy who didn't like the remarks I made about him and he hit me in the face and broke the windshield of my car with a small bat that I tried to hit him with.
I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and I'm in the hospital.
I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.
I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.
Last night we had a party and I woke up with a strange man in my bed!
My car caught on fire on the way to work so I can't make it in.
My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctors.
My cat got ran over by a motorcycle and I need to take it to the vet.
My boyfriend hit me over the head with a speaker and I'm kind of messed up.
I was stepping down out of my trailer and I missed the step and when I landed on the ground I messed up my back.
Tom Robbins says: "any one who goes to work everyday... everyday... IS sick! so, 'call in well' to work today!
Had to be rushed to hospital for coffee burns on my lap be in tomorrow!
I can't come to work today because the city is paving my street and I can't get out!
My wife is too sick to get out of bed, so I'm staying home to take care of her.
I won't be in today....I'm calling in dead.
Excuse me sir, but I won't be in today. My home is flooded and I'm currently standing on my dresser in my second story bedroom. Thanks and have a nice day.
Can't make it in. I have a chance of filling in for someone on jury duty.
Hello, This is, ________ I've used all of my sick days and I'm calling in dead.
I can't come into work today because of eye trouble.... I can't see working today.
I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart.
Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
