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<blockquote data-quote="~Hansel~" data-source="post: 14870573" data-attributes="member: 465205"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red">Worldwide Dating Protocols</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 12px">Read till end <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>WHITE WOMEN:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-d6ea39f852e6-wht.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to kiss her goodnight. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second date: </u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to grope all over and make out a bit. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>IRISH WOMEN: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-10cecc25f779-irish.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date:</u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!! </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>20th Anniversary: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>ITALIAN WOMEN: </strong> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-4236aad31cf5-italy.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>5th Anniversary: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>6th Anniversary: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You find yourself a Mistress.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>CHINESE WOMEN:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-3e6ce8480c6a-china.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second date: </u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You don't even get to the third date and you realise nothing is ever going to happen.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>INDIAN WOMEN:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-52218ee5d693-india.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">Meet her parents. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second date:</u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">Set the date of the wedding. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">Wedding night. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>BLACK WOMEN: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-aadd57be5fac-blk.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third Date:</u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You get to pay her rent. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Tenth Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">She's pregnant by someone other than you.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>MEXICAN WOMEN:</strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-ee3cfb5cfa65-mex.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">sex in the back of her car. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">She's pregnant. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>JEWISH WOMEN: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-1d3eb8873abc-jew.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You spend all your money to impress her. </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You take a loan to keep the image </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third Date: </u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You're broke, she finds someone wealthier </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>SRI LANKAN WOMEN: </strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKnoaYyXIbKsGjpWNZioKg5ag7fJ1pKoSBkSAo4ucr8hKMPJSUcQ" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You see her, chase her and manage to give the contact, and add her in FB on the very same day.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You will spend all day surfing through her FB profile, add comments and liking her pictures, sending her applications and gifts and later have a lengthy telephone conversation with her, till 2 a.m. in the morning!!! She respond nicely and now you think she likes you!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Third Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You ask her and around mid night she will say lets stay as Friends,I have many future plans so Im not thinking of an affair now.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">And most probably on fourth day you will see her with a guy!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>ARAB WOMEN:</strong> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><img src="http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-c35e65b7ae10-arab.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>First Date: </u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">Friends and entire Arab community finds out!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u>Second Date:</u> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px">You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the dogs!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"><u><strong>No Third Date:</strong></u></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p></p><p>Source - from a mail</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="~Hansel~, post: 14870573, member: 465205"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Red"]Worldwide Dating Protocols[/COLOR][/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="3"]Read till end :rofl::rofl:[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="2"][B]WHITE WOMEN:[/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-d6ea39f852e6-wht.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First date: [/U] You get to kiss her goodnight. [U]Second date: [/U] You get to grope all over and make out a bit. [U]Third date: [/U] You get to have sex but only when she wants to and only in the missionary position. [B]IRISH WOMEN: [/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-10cecc25f779-irish.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!! [U]Second Date:[/U] You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!! [U]20th Anniversary: [/U] You both get blind drunk and have sex!!!! [B]ITALIAN WOMEN: [/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-4236aad31cf5-italy.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. [U]Second Date: [/U] You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. [U]Third Date: [/U] You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. [U]5th Anniversary: [/U] You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. [U]6th Anniversary: [/U] You find yourself a Mistress. [B]CHINESE WOMEN:[/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-3e6ce8480c6a-china.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First date: [/U] You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. [U]Second date: [/U] You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. [U]Third date: [/U] You don't even get to the third date and you realise nothing is ever going to happen. [B]INDIAN WOMEN:[/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-52218ee5d693-india.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First date: [/U] Meet her parents. [U]Second date:[/U] Set the date of the wedding. [U]Third date: [/U] Wedding night. [B]BLACK WOMEN: [/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-aadd57be5fac-blk.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. [U]Second Date: [/U] You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. [U]Third Date:[/U] You get to pay her rent. [U]Tenth Date: [/U] She's pregnant by someone other than you. [B]MEXICAN WOMEN:[/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-ee3cfb5cfa65-mex.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. [U]Second Date: [/U] She's pregnant. [U]Third Date: [/U] She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. [B]JEWISH WOMEN: [/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-1d3eb8873abc-jew.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You spend all your money to impress her. [U]Second Date: [/U] You take a loan to keep the image [U]Third Date: [/U] You're broke, she finds someone wealthier [B]SRI LANKAN WOMEN: [/B] [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRKnoaYyXIbKsGjpWNZioKg5ag7fJ1pKoSBkSAo4ucr8hKMPJSUcQ[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] You see her, chase her and manage to give the contact, and add her in FB on the very same day. [U]Second Date: [/U] You will spend all day surfing through her FB profile, add comments and liking her pictures, sending her applications and gifts and later have a lengthy telephone conversation with her, till 2 a.m. in the morning!!! She respond nicely and now you think she likes you!!! [U]Third Date: [/U] You ask her and around mid night she will say lets stay as Friends,I have many future plans so Im not thinking of an affair now. And most probably on fourth day you will see her with a guy!! [B]ARAB WOMEN:[/B] [IMG]http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/19/media19/2012/Aug/24/LiveLeak-dot-com-c35e65b7ae10-arab.jpg.resized.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad1904442d9d677ff&ec_rate=200[/IMG] [U]First Date: [/U] Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out!!! [U]Second Date:[/U] You are shot dead in the street and your balls are fed to the dogs!!! [U][B]No Third Date:[/B][/U] [/SIZE][/CENTER] Source - from a mail [/QUOTE]
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