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<blockquote data-quote="chip" data-source="post: 209440" data-attributes="member: 1963"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Title: Writing the shortest story </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana turn came after many attempts by others. Udurawana gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child". </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the Udurawana whether it contained all the four ingredients !! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Udurawana replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: Oh God : religion </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">My wife: sex </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Going to deliver a child : Suspense (whether a girl or a boy) </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The Udurawana replied : Who is the father? Udurawana was declared the winner for writing the shortest story! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chip, post: 209440, member: 1963"] [SIZE=4]Title: Writing the shortest story Udurawana happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing the shortest story. The organizers had put a condition that a story must have four ingredients viz. religion, sex, suspense and mystery. Udurawana turn came after many attempts by others. Udurawana gave a story, which was just one sentence and read : "Oh God, my wife is going to deliver a child". Ostensibly amused, the organizers asked the Udurawana whether it contained all the four ingredients !! Udurawana replied affirmatively and gave his explanation as below: Oh God : religion My wife: sex Going to deliver a child : Suspense (whether a girl or a boy) "Okay.... but where is the mystery ?" asked one of the organizers. The Udurawana replied : Who is the father? Udurawana was declared the winner for writing the shortest story! :shocked::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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Hata thunen beduwama keeyada? (60 bedeema thuna)
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