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Message: <blockquote data-quote="BHPN" data-source="post: 228835" data-attributes="member: 4035"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />  "Hello?"  "Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the  phone?"  "No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle  Frank,"  After a brief pause Daddy says,  "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"  "Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with  Mummy, right now!"   "Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Put  down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to  Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."  "Okay Daddy!"  A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the  phone.  Well I did what you said, Daddy."  "And what happened?" he asks.   "Well, Mammy got all scared, jumped out of bed with  no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and  went flying out the front window and now she's all dead."  "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"   "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he  was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming  pool..... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the  water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's  all real dead too."   *** long pause ***  Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????  Is this 555-7039?  "No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.  "Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number</blockquote>

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