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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DTX" data-source="post: 1435399" data-attributes="member: 75898">a guy got seperated from civilization one day and was stranded in a forest for 3 months. One day came on to this big house in the middle of the forest. Not thinking why a house was there he ran up to the door and rang the doorbell. a small chinese man answered the door and the man said, "Thank God!!! ive been stranded in this forest for months, please sir would you be kind enough to feed me and let me stay here." The chinese man thought for a while and said, " Yes you may stay here, but under one condition, you do not touch my daughter. If you do you will suffer the three chinese punishments." The man agreed and entered the house. Later that night at dinner the man saw the chinese man’s daughter and was amazed at the daughters beauty. That night the man couldnt get the daughter out of his mind so he said to himself, " how is the chinese man gonna know i touched his daughter, ill go in get some and come back to my room." after being satisfied the man went to his room and slept. the next morning the man wakes up and finds a large rock on his chest with a piece a paper that read:1st chinese punishment, Big Rock On Chest. "these are the punishments" the man said to himself, "this is nothing." he picked up the rock and head toward the window, he threw the rock out the window, but just before he threw the rock he saw a note on the bottom of it and it read: 2nd chinese punishment, Left ball tied to rock. thinking fast the man jumped out the window, but just before he jumped he saw a note on the window seal, it read: 3rd chinese punishment, Right ball tied to window seal.</blockquote>

Verification: Hath warak paha keeyada? (hatha wadikireema paha)

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