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<blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 976435" data-attributes="member: 16263"><p>Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling</p><p></p><p>Too hot that morning anyway. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I went to breakfast knowing my wife</p><p></p><p>Would be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,? </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>And would probably have a present for me.</p><p></p><p>She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? Let alone any ?Happy Birthday.? </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .?</p><p></p><p>The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.</p><p></p><p>As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet , said,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.? </p><p></p><p>So I felt a little better; someone had remembered.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said,</p><p></p><p>?You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George,</p><p></p><p>that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. ?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;</p><p></p><p>We went out into the country to a little private place.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.</p><p></p><p>On the way back to the office, she said,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>?You know, it's such a beautiful day.</p><p></p><p>We don't need to go back to the office, do we??</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.?</p><p></p><p>After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind ,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. ?</p><p></p><p>?Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and,</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake,</p><p></p><p>Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends.</p><p></p><p></p><p>All were singing ? Happy Birthday? And there on the couch I sat... Naked. </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mbj, post: 976435, member: 16263"] Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling Too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife Would be pleasant and say ?Happy Birthday,? And would probably have a present for me. She didn't even say ?Good Morning,? Let alone any ?Happy Birthday.? I thought, ?Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember .? The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet , said, ?Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.? So I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, ?You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.? I said, ?By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go. ? We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, ?You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?? I said, ?No, I guess not.? She said, ?Let's go to my apartment.? After arriving at her apartment she said, ?Boss, if you don't mind , I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. ? ?Sure,? I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, In about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, Followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing ? Happy Birthday? And there on the couch I sat... Naked. :no: [/QUOTE]
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